Project Open Letter’s first reader submission:

Dear Employee,

Please stop telling other employees that I shorted you 3 hours on your paycheck last week.Yes, I did short you 3 hours. That happens when you do not turn in your time card and all I have to get your hours from are the foremen’s job sheets. Was I supposed to use my excellent mental telepathy skills to deduce that you worked 3 hours on your own repairing brick on a house? I’m sorry, I must have missed the section in my job description that includes ESP.

Also, if you fail to turn in your timecard one more time, your check is going to be withheld. You’d think that someone who was laid off all winter would be a little more careful about turning in a timecard.

Thanks

Your clearly imcompentent bookkeepr (AKA, the keeper of the payroll checks, fucker)

Tags: common sense, you better work