Reader Submission #6

Dear UPS Man,

If you are just going to throw my package on the doormat and walk away, do you really need to ring the fucking doorbell? My 18-month-old son that has been awake since 4:30am is taking a nap right now and I really don’t want it cut short. I’m expecting a few more packages this week due to my online retail therapy session last weekend and if you do it again, I might have to dick kick you.

TIA GFY!

Puffy pregnant mother of a toddler