Dear MA Rep. James Fagan,
You, sir, are a douchebag of epic proportions. When I heard about your tirade yesterday, I thought “Oh, just another FOX news slam against a Democrat.” I assumed that your words were being taken out of context or at very least they cut out something that would show remorse. Then I saw this.
No excuse can be made for you or your despicable words, you sick fuck. Further victimizing innocent children is about the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. As your mouth relished forming those horrible words, so do I relish writing this letter. May you die a violent death and be subjected to an everlasting hell all your own. I’m envisioning something involving all the bastard child molesters you have represented raping you repeadly in the ass. However, I’m sure that the Devil has a broader imagination than I do.
Burn in Hell you hideous piece of shit,
Project Openletter
P.s. Should a reader wish to contact Representative Douchebag, you may find the contact information here.
June 26, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Holy Christ, POL, you’re making my posts look all ruffle collar Victorian. I really need to up the amps on my snark.
June 26, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Well, you are, supposedly, benevolent.
Did you see your boyfriend wrote a majority opinion today on the 2nd amendment?
June 27, 2008 at 7:50 am
Yeah, but for once I don’t think the opinion was outrageous. If I want them to uphold the first amendment (which the asshole wing of the court seems to have much less care for), I have to live with the second amendment.
So, does this mean I can keep and bear a nuclear warhead? I’ll conceal it, I swear.
June 28, 2008 at 9:43 am
“The asshole wing of the court.” Love it.
I think if you read the opinion broadly, then yes, you may have your nuclear warhead. Sign me up too! I want my very own red button. Then I’d be special and no one would ever attack my house. Self defense!