Mass E-mail #2
Special thanks to “Disgusted Co-Worker (Reader Submission #4)” for sending in this e-mail she received from management. Apparently she wasn’t the only person completely mortified by the excrement of some of her co-workers. This mass e-mail is just fantastic.
Without further ado:
From: Manager
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 9:14 AM
To: Employees
Subject: Women’s Bathroom – GETTING LOCKED OUT
Guys – assuming you aren’t sneaking into the women’s bathroom, please disregard this email.
Ladies – we are about to be locked out of the women’s bathroom due to the abuse of the facility. We rent this space from XYZ, Inc. and they have contacted Sally a couple of times now in the past 2 weeks about how messy the bathrooms are. It could be just one person but we are sending a notice out to our temp and full time staff to make sure everyone sees this. If you “miss”… CLEAN IT UP. XYZ, Inc. has already looked into putting card readers on the bathroom doors that will only allow XYZ’ers access.
What does this mean?
WE WILL HAVE TO USE THE 2ND FLOOR BATHROOMS.
Not Good.
Manager
July 10, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I’m so glad I don’t work there. And seriously, if you miss – you should deal with it. Remember you might have to go again before the day is out.
It could be worse though. My husband used to work in a place that used to employ a lot of illegal/resident aliens. In Mexico apparently you don’t always flush the paper. So when my husband would go to the restroom, there was used toilet paper littering the floor. Remember, guys don’t wipe after they pee.