Dear Karma,

It’s my understanding that people regularly call you a bitch.  That’s really too bad.  Given today’s events, I feel that a title change is in order.  Maybe we could call you “Queen of Ironic Comedy.”

Breaking Ann Coulter’s jaw and having it wired shut?  Stroke of genius.  You’ve officially made my day.  Now, if you can somehow get a picture of the bitch in headgear posted to the internets, it’ll make my month.  Until then, I’m still riding my Obama high.

Thanks!

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